Juokingos istorijos

[DF]

Kontrolierius keleiwiui:
-jusu talonelis?
-mano talonelis.
-jus ka ligonis?
-o jus daktaras?
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis.
-ka cia ta pati kartojat, kitu zodziu nezinot?
-zinau: siurblys.
-as kontrolierius!
-o as santechnikas.
-pas jus wisi namie?
-o norit y swecius?
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis.
-jus ka zuikis?
-o jus wilkas?
-jusu talonelis!
-o kam jums?
-as pasiziuresiu...
-tai nusipirkit ir ziurekit.
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis. O stai ir mano stotele

sitas tai nemirtingas

Aha

[Afteris]

Kontrolierius keleiwiui:
-jusu talonelis?
-mano talonelis.
-jus ka ligonis?
-o jus daktaras?
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis.
-ka cia ta pati kartojat, kitu zodziu nezinot?
-zinau: siurblys.
-as kontrolierius!
-o as santechnikas.
-pas jus wisi namie?
-o norit y swecius?
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis.
-jus ka zuikis?
-o jus wilkas?
-jusu talonelis!
-o kam jums?
-as pasiziuresiu...
-tai nusipirkit ir ziurekit.
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis. O stai ir mano stotele

sitas tai nemirtingas

Aha

Good one!

[house]

<xpiromx> True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
<xpiromx> My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
<xpiromx> There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
<xpiromx> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
<xpiromx> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
<xpiromx> One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
<xpiromx> She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
<xpiromx> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
<xpiromx> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
<xpiromx> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
<xpiromx> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
<xpiromx> I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
<xpiromx> I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
<xpiromx> My future father-in-law was standing outside.
<xpiromx> With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
<xpiromx> We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
<xpiromx> The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car"

HAHA

nu cia tai gerulis bl nerealu

[brain5ide]

Tą tekstą skaitydamas juokiausi du kartus. Pirmą kartą, kai tėvas pasakė, kad ten testas buvo. Antrą kartą, kai perskaičiau moralą.

[egliukas]

cia tai geras

[_A-KILL_]

Trenkiausi galva i stulpa

[DF]

Trenkiausi galva i stulpa

Taip jau nutinka, tiems kurie vaikščiot dar nemoka

[_A-KILL_]

Nu o ka pasakysi gero apie ejima gatve ir muses praryjima

[DF]

Nu o ka pasakysi gero apie ejima gatve ir muses praryjima

Juokinga Papasakok normaliai...

[_A-KILL_]

Nu man juokinga tada nebuvo

[DF]

Nu man juokinga tada nebuvo

Tai,bet dabar juokinga, jai Linksmybių skiltyje rašai

[_A-KILL_]

Nu db tai taip

[SaZ]

tai stai kaip siais laikais zmones linksminasi...

[_A-KILL_]

ee kas kas mano apklausa istryne is asmenybiu skilties ar kaip ten ji vadinas

[E~XODU~S]

Jei linksmos istorijos...tai apie kompus...
Čia pokalbis su mano kompiuteristu...Apie draugą pagirūną ir jo kompiuteristą:

[2007.02.20 20:58:23] hack sako:labas vakaras.Norėjau paklausti kaip vertintumėte AV NOD 32???
[2007.02.20 20:57:18] Vladas sako: jau sakiau kad pripazystu tik 2 antivirusines o si i ta skaiciu neiejna
[2007.02.20 20:57:55] hack sako: Bet kaip vertintumėte nod 32 ???10 balėje sistemoje???nes su draugu ginčijamės (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 20:58:05] hack sako: tik skaičiuką
[2007.02.20 20:58:17] Vladas sako: is 10 - 5
[2007.02.20 20:58:23] hack sako: aišku
[2007.02.20 20:58:24] hack sako: ačiū
[2007.02.20 21:00:39] hack sako: nes jis tai savo kompiuteristą nežinia kaip giria...sako kad didysis hakeris.... (chuckle) ir gali visokias bankų sąskaitas nulaužti... (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:01:03] Vladas sako: (wasntme)
[2007.02.20 21:01:09] hack sako: (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:01:25] Vladas sako: tu gali sakyt ta pati
[2007.02.20 21:01:35] hack sako: ok
[2007.02.20 21:04:29] hack sako: o antivirusas už 250 lt labai brangus?
[2007.02.20 21:04:43] Vladas sako: o kam
[2007.02.20 21:04:49] Vladas sako: turi daug pinigu
[2007.02.20 21:04:57] hack sako: ne
[2007.02.20 21:04:59] hack sako: tik klausiu
[2007.02.20 21:05:21] Vladas sako: normali kaina normalaus antiviruso
[2007.02.20 21:05:27] hack sako: aišku
[2007.02.20 21:14:41] hack sako: Čia vėl draugas girėsi... (chuckle) kad kompiuteristas pirko nerealią AV ...tai koks jis kompiuteristas jei nežino anitinkamų svetainių...
[2007.02.20 21:15:13] Vladas sako: ja ja
[2007.02.20 21:15:25] Vladas sako: jauciasi kad rimtas (rofl)
[2007.02.20 21:15:48] hack sako: (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:17:54] Vladas sako: o tu kiek mokejai us evido
[2007.02.20 21:18:04] hack sako: :^)
[2007.02.20 21:18:07] hack sako: 0 lt
[2007.02.20 21:18:10] Vladas sako: Price 39.95 US$
[2007.02.20 21:18:14] hack sako:
[2007.02.20 21:18:25] Vladas sako: bet tu ne kompiuteristas
[2007.02.20 21:18:30] hack sako: aha
[2007.02.20 21:18:50] Vladas sako: isvada- TIK RIMTI kompiuteristai perka softa
[2007.02.20 21:19:01] Vladas sako: kiti neperka
[2007.02.20 21:19:06] hack sako: čia rimtai?
[2007.02.20 21:19:10] Vladas sako: ja ja
[2007.02.20 21:19:20] Vladas sako: hackeriai perka
[2007.02.20 21:19:29] hack sako: :D:D
[2007.02.20 21:19:31] Vladas sako: (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:19:41] Vladas sako: taigi jis hackeris
[2007.02.20 21:20:24] Vladas sako: o ta softa kuris FREE jie nulauzia