Ahaegliukas rašė:sitas tai nemirtingasbrain5ide rašė:Kontrolierius keleiwiui:
-jusu talonelis?
-mano talonelis.
-jus ka ligonis?
-o jus daktaras?
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis.
-ka cia ta pati kartojat, kitu zodziu nezinot?
-zinau: siurblys.
-as kontrolierius!
-o as santechnikas.
-pas jus wisi namie?
-o norit y swecius?
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis.
-jus ka zuikis?
-o jus wilkas?
-jusu talonelis!
-o kam jums?
-as pasiziuresiu...
-tai nusipirkit ir ziurekit.
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis. O stai ir mano stotele
Juokingos istorijos
Kai bobu nera - Buna blogai, Bet kai bobu yra - buna dar blogiau..Ishvadas daryk pats.
Good one!DarkForce rašė:Ahaegliukas rašė:sitas tai nemirtingasbrain5ide rašė:Kontrolierius keleiwiui:
-jusu talonelis?
-mano talonelis.
-jus ka ligonis?
-o jus daktaras?
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis.
-ka cia ta pati kartojat, kitu zodziu nezinot?
-zinau: siurblys.
-as kontrolierius!
-o as santechnikas.
-pas jus wisi namie?
-o norit y swecius?
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis.
-jus ka zuikis?
-o jus wilkas?
-jusu talonelis!
-o kam jums?
-as pasiziuresiu...
-tai nusipirkit ir ziurekit.
-jusu talonelis!
-mano talonelis. O stai ir mano stotele
That was then, this is now!
nu cia tai gerulis bl nerealubrain5ide rašė:<xpiromx> True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
<xpiromx> My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
<xpiromx> There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.
<xpiromx> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
<xpiromx> It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
<xpiromx> One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
<xpiromx> She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
<xpiromx> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
<xpiromx> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
<xpiromx> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
<xpiromx> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
<xpiromx> I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.
<xpiromx> I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
<xpiromx> My future father-in-law was standing outside.
<xpiromx> With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
<xpiromx> We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
<xpiromx> The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car"
HAHA
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In the far away fires
Where the hills forever burn
At the feet of our heroes
We try hard to learn
But the lesson is lost there
In the smoke and the mud
That we are one flesh, one breath, one life, one blood
In the far away fires
Where the hills forever burn
At the feet of our heroes
We try hard to learn
But the lesson is lost there
In the smoke and the mud
That we are one flesh, one breath, one life, one blood
Jei linksmos istorijos...tai apie kompus...
Čia pokalbis su mano kompiuteristu...Apie draugą pagirūną ir jo kompiuteristą:
[2007.02.20 20:58:23] hack sako:labas vakaras.Norėjau paklausti kaip vertintumėte AV NOD 32???
[2007.02.20 20:57:18] Vladas sako: jau sakiau kad pripazystu tik 2 antivirusines o si i ta skaiciu neiejna
[2007.02.20 20:57:55] hack sako: Bet kaip vertintumėte nod 32 ???10 balėje sistemoje???nes su draugu ginčijamės (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 20:58:05] hack sako: tik skaičiuką
[2007.02.20 20:58:17] Vladas sako: is 10 - 5
[2007.02.20 20:58:23] hack sako: aišku
[2007.02.20 20:58:24] hack sako: ačiū
[2007.02.20 21:00:39] hack sako: nes jis tai savo kompiuteristą nežinia kaip giria...sako kad didysis hakeris.... (chuckle) ir gali visokias bankų sąskaitas nulaužti... (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:01:03] Vladas sako: (wasntme)
[2007.02.20 21:01:09] hack sako: (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:01:25] Vladas sako: tu gali sakyt ta pati
[2007.02.20 21:01:35] hack sako: ok
[2007.02.20 21:04:29] hack sako: o antivirusas už 250 lt labai brangus?
[2007.02.20 21:04:43] Vladas sako: o kam
[2007.02.20 21:04:49] Vladas sako: turi daug pinigu
[2007.02.20 21:04:57] hack sako: ne
[2007.02.20 21:04:59] hack sako: tik klausiu
[2007.02.20 21:05:21] Vladas sako: normali kaina normalaus antiviruso
[2007.02.20 21:05:27] hack sako: aišku
[2007.02.20 21:14:41] hack sako: Čia vėl draugas girėsi... (chuckle) kad kompiuteristas pirko nerealią AV ...tai koks jis kompiuteristas jei nežino anitinkamų svetainių...
[2007.02.20 21:15:13] Vladas sako: ja ja
[2007.02.20 21:15:25] Vladas sako: jauciasi kad rimtas (rofl)
[2007.02.20 21:15:48] hack sako: (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:17:54] Vladas sako: o tu kiek mokejai us evido
[2007.02.20 21:18:04] hack sako: :^)
[2007.02.20 21:18:07] hack sako: 0 lt
[2007.02.20 21:18:10] Vladas sako: Price 39.95 US$
[2007.02.20 21:18:14] hack sako:
[2007.02.20 21:18:25] Vladas sako: bet tu ne kompiuteristas
[2007.02.20 21:18:30] hack sako: aha
[2007.02.20 21:18:50] Vladas sako: isvada- TIK RIMTI kompiuteristai perka softa
[2007.02.20 21:19:01] Vladas sako: kiti neperka
[2007.02.20 21:19:06] hack sako: čia rimtai?
[2007.02.20 21:19:10] Vladas sako: ja ja
[2007.02.20 21:19:20] Vladas sako: hackeriai perka
[2007.02.20 21:19:29] hack sako: :D:D
[2007.02.20 21:19:31] Vladas sako: (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:19:41] Vladas sako: taigi jis hackeris
[2007.02.20 21:20:24] Vladas sako: o ta softa kuris FREE jie nulauzia
Čia pokalbis su mano kompiuteristu...Apie draugą pagirūną ir jo kompiuteristą:
[2007.02.20 20:58:23] hack sako:labas vakaras.Norėjau paklausti kaip vertintumėte AV NOD 32???
[2007.02.20 20:57:18] Vladas sako: jau sakiau kad pripazystu tik 2 antivirusines o si i ta skaiciu neiejna
[2007.02.20 20:57:55] hack sako: Bet kaip vertintumėte nod 32 ???10 balėje sistemoje???nes su draugu ginčijamės (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 20:58:05] hack sako: tik skaičiuką
[2007.02.20 20:58:17] Vladas sako: is 10 - 5
[2007.02.20 20:58:23] hack sako: aišku
[2007.02.20 20:58:24] hack sako: ačiū
[2007.02.20 21:00:39] hack sako: nes jis tai savo kompiuteristą nežinia kaip giria...sako kad didysis hakeris.... (chuckle) ir gali visokias bankų sąskaitas nulaužti... (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:01:03] Vladas sako: (wasntme)
[2007.02.20 21:01:09] hack sako: (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:01:25] Vladas sako: tu gali sakyt ta pati
[2007.02.20 21:01:35] hack sako: ok
[2007.02.20 21:04:29] hack sako: o antivirusas už 250 lt labai brangus?
[2007.02.20 21:04:43] Vladas sako: o kam
[2007.02.20 21:04:49] Vladas sako: turi daug pinigu
[2007.02.20 21:04:57] hack sako: ne
[2007.02.20 21:04:59] hack sako: tik klausiu
[2007.02.20 21:05:21] Vladas sako: normali kaina normalaus antiviruso
[2007.02.20 21:05:27] hack sako: aišku
[2007.02.20 21:14:41] hack sako: Čia vėl draugas girėsi... (chuckle) kad kompiuteristas pirko nerealią AV ...tai koks jis kompiuteristas jei nežino anitinkamų svetainių...
[2007.02.20 21:15:13] Vladas sako: ja ja
[2007.02.20 21:15:25] Vladas sako: jauciasi kad rimtas (rofl)
[2007.02.20 21:15:48] hack sako: (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:17:54] Vladas sako: o tu kiek mokejai us evido
[2007.02.20 21:18:04] hack sako: :^)
[2007.02.20 21:18:07] hack sako: 0 lt
[2007.02.20 21:18:10] Vladas sako: Price 39.95 US$
[2007.02.20 21:18:14] hack sako:
[2007.02.20 21:18:25] Vladas sako: bet tu ne kompiuteristas
[2007.02.20 21:18:30] hack sako: aha
[2007.02.20 21:18:50] Vladas sako: isvada- TIK RIMTI kompiuteristai perka softa
[2007.02.20 21:19:01] Vladas sako: kiti neperka
[2007.02.20 21:19:06] hack sako: čia rimtai?
[2007.02.20 21:19:10] Vladas sako: ja ja
[2007.02.20 21:19:20] Vladas sako: hackeriai perka
[2007.02.20 21:19:29] hack sako: :D:D
[2007.02.20 21:19:31] Vladas sako: (chuckle)
[2007.02.20 21:19:41] Vladas sako: taigi jis hackeris
[2007.02.20 21:20:24] Vladas sako: o ta softa kuris FREE jie nulauzia