What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
Anekdotai (gera nuotaika)
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SleepyHead
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SleepyHead
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Daugiau tokiu nerasysiu, bet galit patys paskaityt 
www.dead-baby-joke.com (sick but funny in some ways)
example:
How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
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What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
www.dead-baby-joke.com (sick but funny in some ways)
example:
How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.
*****************************
What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.
What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.
What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.
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SleepyHead
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Pgaal Alngu uvernitetsio triyjimneus ridaziu tavkra zdojye vkaisisi
nearvsbi. Sbavru, kad pimra ir pakustine radeis btuu svao vieoste.
Vsia ktia glai btui ttoali neasmnoe, r tai ntreudko sakttyii ir suraspti. Tiap
yra tdeol, kad mes skatimoe ne atksirmois raiemdis, o isistais
zozaidis.
nearvsbi. Sbavru, kad pimra ir pakustine radeis btuu svao vieoste.
Vsia ktia glai btui ttoali neasmnoe, r tai ntreudko sakttyii ir suraspti. Tiap
yra tdeol, kad mes skatimoe ne atksirmois raiemdis, o isistais
zozaidis.
pac tamsiausias dalykas pasauly yra skyle tamsoje
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SleepyHead
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is pradziu net nepastebejau kad nesamones skaitau
Idomiai tu cia.
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SaZ
- Master Builder
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na gal sito ner:
eina zapadlo misku ir ziuri trobele.
pribega sugriauna, isbega is griuvesiu zmogenas o tas zvengia is jo.
eina toliau vel trobele.
sugriauna ir vel isbega zmogus ir vel zvengia tasai.
eina toliau ir vel trobele.
sugriauna ir nieko.
laukia laukia , 5 val praejo ,10 val...
uzkniso nuejo y griuvesius o ziuri ten pochui sedi.
eina zapadlo misku ir ziuri trobele.
pribega sugriauna, isbega is griuvesiu zmogenas o tas zvengia is jo.
eina toliau vel trobele.
sugriauna ir vel isbega zmogus ir vel zvengia tasai.
eina toliau ir vel trobele.
sugriauna ir nieko.
laukia laukia , 5 val praejo ,10 val...
uzkniso nuejo y griuvesius o ziuri ten pochui sedi.
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SaZ
- Master Builder
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- Užsiregistravo:2004 04 13 19:46
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- Susisiekti:
"Thank you for calling 1-800-SUICIDE
If you wish to self terminate by electric shock - press one
For termination by overdose - press two
If you would like to make a reservation to visit our drowning pool - please press three
For termination by hanging - please press four
For death by self inflicted gunshot - press five
To speak to a representative, stay on the line
If you do not wish to die - please hang up now..."
If you wish to self terminate by electric shock - press one
For termination by overdose - press two
If you would like to make a reservation to visit our drowning pool - please press three
For termination by hanging - please press four
For death by self inflicted gunshot - press five
To speak to a representative, stay on the line
If you do not wish to die - please hang up now..."
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SleepyHead
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